guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(vía justinbieber69)

me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

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(Fuente: cumdurnp, vía glimmeringstardust)

habia-unaa-vez:

yo quería que se lo comiera:c
Anónimo said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

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